The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to sharpen a pen

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to not have a superpower

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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the power to walk on land.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!