the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The power to become powerless

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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the power to be Justin bieber

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!