- Pointless Super Powers

The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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the power to be Justin bieber

The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

The ability to play black ops anytime you want

the ability to give a potato an orgasm

The power of the most useless power and have that power.

The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

the power to eat when your hungry

The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

The power.

The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

The power to block your own powers

the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

Read fortune cookies without opening them

The power to take huge shits at will.

The power to pee while standing up

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

the ability to wake up on an elephant

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!