The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The power to pee while standing up

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!