- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

The power to not have a superpower

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

the power to get sick

the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

the power to disappear up your own asshole

The power to hear in the dark.

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The ability to spit mouthwash

The power to vomit every time you burp.

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

Pointless Super Powers