the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to predict the present

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to become powerless

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!