- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

The power to pee any color

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

the power to become demented

The power to kill someone with a knife

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

The power to smell people's moods

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

Power to instantly turn drunk

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

The power to be alone

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

The ability to self destruct at will.

the ability to un-dank any meme

Pointless Super Powers