The power of exploding when you think.

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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the power to get sick

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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the power to time travel to the present

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!