make youself dumb

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to speak to toasters

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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the power to run in slow motion

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!