- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

The power to know you don't have a superpower

BULLET ATTRACTION.

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

The power to die

The power to shoot iron from your blood

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

The power to fly inside of airplanes

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

The ability to spit mouthwash

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

Pointless Super Powers