- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

The power to smell people's moods

the power to fart at the worst moments

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

the power to see stuff

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

The power to transform into a homeless person.

The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

Liam Brudenell

To be able to generate cancer at will

The power of women's rights.

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

The power to be powerless

The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to burn the sun.

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

Pointless Super Powers