The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The power of 12% levetation

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to be powerless

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power to have no power at all

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The capability to draw penises very well

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!