- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

yo mama

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The power to poo without wiping.

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

The power of 12% levetation

The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

The capability to draw penises very well

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

Pointless Super Powers