Feeling people's depression.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to speak to toasters

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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the power to spell words wrong

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to stop existing.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The power to be a snail

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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the power to turn wine into water.

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the power to not finish your

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!