The power to fly inside of airplanes

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The ability to jump

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to speak to toasters

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!