the power to be Justin bieber

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the power to run in slow motion

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to block your own powers

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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the power to hovertate

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!