- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

The power to smell people's moods

The power to smell any point in time

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

The power of learning

The ability to smell colors

The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

The power to transform into a homeless person.

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The power to make everything worse

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

The power of women's rights.

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The power to burn the sun.

The power to give the wrong directions

Pointless Super Powers