- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Power to falsely sense danger whenever you want to sleep.

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the ability to be a vampire on a stick

The power to spontaneously grow a beard, except you lose hair from your head..... it also takes about a month.

the ability to read the future, but hate to read

The ability to perfectly feign death for 10 days (no less), then wake up in a very small place.

The power to multitask using your ball hairs

the power to lag up any xbox360 or ps3 game. and its not a lag switch

The power of night vision, but only during the day.

The ability to laugh from this joke: "The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it".

the ability to clean cuz women are supposed to do it for us

The ability to make your bones paper-thin.

the power to get drunk but only when drinking anything with alcohol in it.

The power to automatically teleport into the middle of the nearest terrorist attack within 100 000 miles.

the abilty to be lynched at will

The power to withstand anything that would kill a normal man, but die afterwards.

The power to turn on the lights using a light switch.

the power to have any superpover in world but only when sleaping

The power to divide by 0

the power to charge car batteries.

The power to cum everytime you see a women

the power to burp a fart

to transform into a dog but only in Korea.

the ability to laugh like george bush

Pointless Super Powers