the ability to type at pointlesssuperpowers.com

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Menstrual blood bending!

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The power not to find what you are looking for.

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the power to never get spam

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meh.

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The power to speak one language fluently.

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the power to think about old pointless super powers ideas.

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The ability to decrease the size of your girlfriends breasts.

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the power to superglue ur balls to ur thigh

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the power to listen to music when you have headphones

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The power to fart snot

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power to dream about the future while sleeping but forgeting everything about it when you wake up..

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The power of divide by zero... yourself

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the power to make yourself hungry but not get filled up till you eat dragon eggs

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The ability to turn the page in a book before you read it

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the ability to slap someone with your foot

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The power to catch all 493 pokemon.

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The power to go back in time but never go forward

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The power to eat your left index finger, and have it regrow out of your belly button.

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The power to redirect every body hit to forehead.

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the power to summon chuck norris... but he kicks your ass every time for bothering him

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the ability to see fairy's

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the power to crap big mac combos at will

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The power to know the answer immediately after the test.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!