The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The ability to jump

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to create another human

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!