The ability to jump

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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the power to fail at life

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to create another human

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to be a snail

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!