The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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power to have no power at all

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power to die

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to poo.

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to make remotes invisible

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!