The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The ability to swim in water.

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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Aweonao

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The ability to be poor for life

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!