- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The power to smell through your arse.

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

The power to give the wrong directions

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The ability to find objects in the last place you look

The power to grow more genitals.

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

The power to poo.

The power to have a unique fart smell

the power to time travel to the present

The power to make remotes invisible

The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

the power to pee for longer then a normal person

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

Pointless Super Powers