- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

The ability to control dairy products

The power to not have a superpower

The ability to find objects in the last place you look

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

Super strength that works for a millisecond.

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

The power to shoot iron from your blood

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

the power to sleep while standing!

The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The ability to spit mouthwash

The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

The power to see you're self in a mirror

The power of becoming an apple tree

The power to smile uncontrollably.

Pointless Super Powers