The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The ability to jump

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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the power to die

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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the power to fail at life

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The power to create another human

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!