- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

The power to give the wrong directions

the power to randomly die at any moment

The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

The power to like any show

The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

Super strength that works for a millisecond.

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

The ability to spit mouthwash

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

The ability to see into the present.

The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

The power to talk without a tongue

Feeling people's depression.

The power to die and not come back to life.

The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

The Power to Breath When Ur dead

Pointless Super Powers