The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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the power to itch your teeth

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!