The ability to jump

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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the power to fail at life

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to be a snail

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!