The power to smell a fart upwind.

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The ability to swim in water.

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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To be able to summon old people

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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the power to not finish your

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Nope. Just nope.

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!