- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The power to fart rainbows

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to read the terms of service.

The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

The power of love

The power to break a Nokia

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The power to see through things that are invisible.

The ability to fold paper 12 times

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

the ability to un-dank any meme

The ability to turn anything into a belt.

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

The ability to control dairy products

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

The ability to find objects in the last place you look

Pointless Super Powers