The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The ability to see into the present.

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!