The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The ability to swim in water.

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!