- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

The power to not write pointless powers.

the power to not finish your

The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

The power to both love and hate marmite.

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

the power to send text messages while driving

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power to fart rainbows

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

The ability to smell colors

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

Pointless Super Powers