- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

Nope. Just nope.

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

The power to be blind

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The power to fly but only in an airplane.

The power to fart rainbows

The power to never finish your sentences because

The power to read the terms of service.

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power of love

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

The ability to go to hell.

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

The power to die at will

Pointless Super Powers