boo

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the power to be powerless

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to waste money

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!