The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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Acid tears.

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!