The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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the power to see the present

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Justin Bieber

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The ability to see into the present.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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the power to be powerless

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!