- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Acid tears.

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

The power to fail a test everytime

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

The power to make yourself forget your life

The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

The ability to hear fish.

the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

Pointless Super Powers