- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to look into your brain

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

The ability to sweat poop.

The ability to evolve into magickarp

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

The power to blame it on the Boogie

The power to be missed when present.

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

power to age faster

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to read this.

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

the power to randomly die at any moment

The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

Pointless Super Powers