- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to dislike this power

The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

The power to serve the Lord Dog.

power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

The power to both love and hate marmite.

the power to send text messages while driving

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to be really bad at CSGO

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

The ability to know when men have erections

The power to control mealworms

Pointless Super Powers