- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to run Crysis.

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

the power to read this sentence

Acid tears.

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The power to fail a test everytime

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

The power to fart slightly less deadly

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

The power to walk through doors, then open it.

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

The power to suck your own dick

the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

Pointless Super Powers