- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

the power to eat with your butt

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

the power to find children extremely attractive

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

being allergic to dairy and soy

The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

The power to read this.

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

The power to suck your own dick

THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

The power to turn any object into food

The power think five times slower.

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

Pointless Super Powers