The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to hatch from an egg

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The power to run Crysis.

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The power to a nokia phone.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!