- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be really bad at CSGO

The power to fart out of someone else's bum

The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

the power to eat with your butt

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

the power to find children extremely attractive

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

being allergic to dairy and soy

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

The power to read this.

Pointless Super Powers