The power think five times slower.

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The power to turn any object into food

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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the power to melt your bones

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The power of compulsive lying.

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!