the power to shit out of your nose

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The power to revive Hitler.

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!