the power to see the present

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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Liam Brudenell

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!