The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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Liam Brudenell

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power of christ ;)

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!