The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power of christ ;)

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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the power to eat people :D

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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the ability to glow in the light.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to see through windows

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!